The thing is, I can shred on them too.

I always wondered about the guy that always seemed to luck out. When he wanted something it would suddenly appear out of nowhere, free and l...

I'm feverish and hungry. It's 2am and there's nothing to eat here but half a bag of potato chips. In New York this wouldn't ...

We've got about half the album halfway written. Sweating bullets!

- Fender baritone w/ EMG81 - Boss tuner - MXR gate - Krankenstein amp - Marshall 4x12 - Genz Benz 2x12 - Genz Benz 2x12

As much as I hate being away from home it's been amazing to have the freedom to practice guitar again. As a teenager I didn't chase ...

Somebody forwarded a link to me of a blog entry by an ex-bandmate (guess who). Needless to say I was underwhelmed by the bad poetry, Republi...

Writing new jams with the Dead Child crew. Opening for Melt Banana at Headliners on October 29 (all ages, Louisville, KY). And possibly play...

Battling complacency, I knew I wasn't going to miss the songs anytime soon. In an effort to extricate myself from deception, I made a ha...

We've been trying to develop artwork and musical ideas. A whirlwind photo session generated a couple good snaps- one of which I promptly...

He made a list of all the activites he's done in direct sunlight on the back of a detailed pen and ink he'd done as a teenager, unde...

What should be clear is getting lost in dialect. There was a time when he was my best man. Now he's just a stubborn asshole reaching for...

Touring is an ill-fitting suit.

Can't complain about the way things are. Triple-stoked about the upcoming Dead Child CD on Touch & Go / Quarterstick Records. Everyd...

Odds seem to repeat the same message. "You could have been a millionaire but you didn't like the consciousness- Wisely, you got the...

"Can you tell from my body language that I'm farting?"

As sure as my tounge doth wag, I will make it home.

Sorry, friends! Things have been so bananas for me I haven't had a chance to dial in. Thanks for your patience- I will make an effort to...

Hang onto your hats- Slint leave on Thursday for Europe

I'm trying to regain my footing like some kind of clumsy astronaut.