There is a war going on and if we're smart we'll have our first black president. Meanwhile, yours truly is signing Online Petitions to protest the production of the new Metallica album.
That's pathetic, I know. But these squashed ("loud"), modern CDs are destroying my ability to enjoy the music. Music is supposed to make you choke in its humble majesty and technology is supposed to facilitate that. Instead we have distorted MP3s coming through bluetooth headsets. You want pathetic, there you go!
In other news, there are now ex-members of Dead Child.